I don't write disclaimers as this is my blog and I blog what I want to.....names and places are not mentioned to protect the innocence and the guilty.
I"m so sick of guys and their exaggerated idea that there penis is some how superior to another penis and the idea that just because they have a dick it some hows give them some kind of secret weapon of mass destruction. Now I admit I have been around the block, it's not something I am ashamed of or proud of its just one of those things where it is what it is. With that said I have seen my fair share of dicks, big ones small ones normal size skinny ones and fat ones and honestly while most women can say they want a big one I think for the most part we are happy with a normal size with a decent width. Back to the men, for some reason guys think that there penis is superior to another. Seriously do they not understand that most women can go to the nearest corner flag someone down and get a dick. Its not one of those things where the product out weights the demand there is a surplus. Now when I say get dick I don't mean a relationship/husband/boyfriend what I mean is if I want to get screwed its not a hard task. Guys brag about there penis thinking that they some how lay pipe better than the next guy. Yes some guys just don't have a clue around a women's body and then there are others who are tuned into exactly what we want and sometimes it requires some coaching to find out exactly what we want. So I have been in situations when some guy feels the need to let me know how good his dick is, really??!! And why I conduct myself like an effing lady I do not feed the monster I usually sit back and let that person honk his own horn, I mean hey why not. Usually I want to say something like "boy please I have seen bigger" or "yours is ok, it falls a little short but I can work with it" or "no you really don't need that magnum condom a regular one will due" or "no I really wanna get on top b/c I"m not feeling anything" and "yes I have had better". Now I refrain from saying such thing because I usually like the person I'm screwing(yes I tried to make that a habit) and I don't really want to bruise the male ego(well not at that time). So in conclusion ladies our job is never done, we will sit back and let him brag and feel like he did something that have never been done, go ahead especially if you like him.
Dick... eh... nothing to write home about. The only noteworthy one that comes to mind was one that was freakishly huge. It didn’t impress me—it terrified me! If you've got skills as far as oral is concerned, that is worth bragging about. I think as women we’ve all had that disappointing experience where you had to be like “Dude, you are *NO WHERE NEAR* what you think you are touching. Sometimes it’s easier to fake it just to put a stop to it. But if you’ve got the skills to curl my toes and make my head spin, then that’s worth bragging about!
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